mymompickedthisurl:

liaaxoo:

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

So you like chemistry puns…

aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

spaceplasma:

The Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is the world’s largest and most powerful particle collider, built by the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN). The LHC is designed to answer some of the most profound questions about the universe: What is the origin of mass? Why are we made of matter and not antimatter? What is dark matter made of? It could also provide important new clues about conditions in the very early universe, when the four forces of nature were rolled into one giant superforce.

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Credit: Michael Hirst

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spacedandu:

gh00stie:

teratocybernetics:

crabkiddd:

ask yourself:

when was the last time I watched the I Love Egg Song? 

the answer is “not recently enough”. watch the I Love Egg Song. it will make you happyyy

EGG SONG!

spacedandu
IM BRINGING THIS BACK

RILEY NO

YES

(Source: ghostcrabkiddd)

Keeping Pace (Salsa)

outofcontextdnd:

(At the end of a full 20 level campaign the Tarrasque is down and ready for the Wish/Miracle. unfortunately, we’ve already lost our our wizard and sorcerer.)

Fighter: Quick, cast Miracle on the Tarrasque!

Me: I think now would be a good time to tell you I’m not a cleric.

Everyone but the DM: You’re what?!

Me: I’m a witch.

DM: *quietly hands me a five dollar bill while grinning like a maniac*

lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

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ARTIST: Muse
TRACK: Supermassive Black Hole
ALBUM: Black Holes and Revelations

musicbloge:

Muse - Supermassive Black Hole

Hugs?

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just-another-pilot-down:

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