sexhobolith:

Was just browsing frilly shirts on Amazon.

I laughed so hard I woke my husband who was sleeping two rooms over.

HEY you know what you should do? Vote for my mom to get a huge grant for her product launch event! Chase bank is giving away money to startups, and to win, my mom needs more than 250 votes by Friday at 11 PM EST. You can help by going to the page, logging in with your facebook (it’s not going to take your information, I promise, it’s just to make sure you don’t vote like 300 times), and clicking that vote button!

Please help out, guys, it’d mean so much to me. I’ve been working with my mom on Mass Innovation Nights for a while, and it’s really a special thing. It takes practically no time, and you’re helping a great cause.

muppetmolly:

Act 1 in a musical: Humor and upbeat songs, colorful characters. Laughter all around. 

Act 2 in a musical: EVERYTHING FALLS TO SHIT. PEOPLE ARE DYING. HEARTS ARE BREAKING. ABORT THE THEATRE.

grawly:

im cackling like a motherfucker right now apple introduced a new programming language with the release of iOS 8 called Swift and it accepts Emoji as valid charactersimage

ive been laughing at this picture without respite for a solid 10 minutes now its so ridiculous and i love it thank you apple 

I’m cry

"Shout" deafens and deals 5d6 sonic damage… You think if I changed that to cold damage, we can call it Let It Go?
the frost-element sorceress is allowed to change damage type of spells within reason. this time, the DM said no. (via outofcontextdnd)
I’m in the dragon’s brain!
Cavalier who was, in fact, standing in the cranium of a dragon. (via outofcontextdnd)

it8bit:

Tron

Created by Anastasia Key

ultrafacts:

keyzge64:

ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

I love Kit-Kats in the US, but nothing beats a Japanese Kit-Kat. I really like the flavored ones the most.

Fun Fact: there are over 200 Kit Kat flavors in Japan (Source)

beccaagain:

nataliesama:

bagmilk:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur

NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes

MOOOOOM

are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi

Oh come on, it’s adorable!

edwardspoonhands:

matthewgaydos:

I remember really wanting this as a child.

I have no idea why.

Umm…because it’s AWESOME? MAYBE?!

I literally just spent about 30 minutes combing my house for this stupid tape, because I OWNED THIS TAPE WHEN I WAS A KID. IT WAS ONE OF MY MOST VIEWED, MOST FAVOURITE TAPES.

AND MY DAD JUST GOT HOME AND I RAN TO HIM, PLeADING: “Do you know where that Hard Hat Harry VHS tape went?”

And he told me that they had donated it.

Years ago.

Along with all my "There goes a…" videos, with Dave and Becky. TWO PEOPLE WHO RAISED ME THROUGH THE TV PROBABLY MORE THAN MY PARENTS DID.

My heart is breaking.

8bitfuture:

Lego arcade.

femurscourage:

myutsuu:

fetalpile:

rasec-wizzlbang:

did-you-kno:

If a catastrophe caused the Internet to crash, there are 7 people in the world who have keycards that can reboot the system when all 7 keys are used together. Source

It’s getting to the point where technology is indistinguishable from magic.
"Oh, no, the MASSIVE INTANGIBLE LIBRARY OF INFORMATION which allows humans all over the planet to communicate and share information has ceased functioning! Call upon the seven sages whom hold the artifacts which will repair it!"

Dude its even better than that, they have to journey to a certain location in america to combine their codes into the Master Code which can revive the internet.

it’s like kingdom hearts

More like Zelda.

This is so much more bad-ass than the post makes it seem, though: the guy mention has the codes to one part of what’s called DNSSEC, which is the security arm of DNA, the directory service through which the internet literally finds itself. DNS used to be the massive unified file that lived in a box under an early internet researcher’s desk. This box (it’s just a server, but I like calling it the “Great and Powerful Box” in a really reverential tone) held the ONLY original copy of what was called HOSTS, the files that listed EVERY WEBSITE EVER. This file had to be passed around to every computer on the internet, which, as it got bigger, had to be changed somehow. So Directory Network Service was created, and it lived in the Great and Powerful Box. This Box was so Powerful and Great that if it lost power, and DNS wasn’t available, the entire Internet lost the ability to find itself.

Yeah.

So DNS got passed around to a whole bunch of different servers, and eventually landed on a bunch of servers controlled by the US government. In the event if these servers ever crashed, these seven Mystic Sages of the Internet would have to journey great distances to the server site, where the great mystic final key awaits its brethren, to be combined, and restart DNS, so that the fucKING INTERNET COULD FIND ITSELF.

ruinedchildhood:

I felt cheated the first time I ate gushers and my head didn’t turn into a fruit