john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

(Source: mycroftly)

shit-thatblows:

massive penguin battle

710642:

well? can he????

weloveshortvideos:

How to hit high notes…

Benedict telling it like it is. [x]

(Source: midnytemercury)

virusexe:

neh

The caption doesn’t do it justice.

(Source: epic-vines)

Personal stuff never mind me

I had another pressure attack this morning getting out of the shower… Fell, cut myself up pretty bad on the cabinets, gave myself yet another nosebleed, got blood all over the bathroom in the time I was out… I lost about 30 seconds, which isn’t terrible, but I still fucking hate it. I need to find someone that’ll actually do something other than what my doctor does, which is give me meds for blood pressure, and tell me to eat more salt. It’s not doing shit. So now, I’m lying on my bed bandaging myself up, and trying not to flip out at the littlest things. It’s really fun, trust me, I recommend it to everyone.

2bainzz:

yo fuck samsung users with the weird whistle text tone if I hear that one more time I’m going to drop kick your android into a lake

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

  • Comic Con: knock knock
  • Me: who's there
  • Comic Con: not you lol

MOREEEEE Aquarium

Story time! Apparently when I finally started setting up my Google play games app, it added the people I’m connected to on Google plus to my game friends. Long story short, among my mundane friends, I also have invited Benedict Cumberbatch to play QuizUp and Pocket Fleet with me.

Aquarium

Watching movies at 1 in the morning: Scott Pilgrim won’t work edition