Was just browsing frilly shirts on Amazon.
I laughed so hard I woke my husband who was sleeping two rooms over.
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Act 1 in a musical: Humor and upbeat songs, colorful characters. Laughter all around.
Act 2 in a musical: EVERYTHING FALLS TO SHIT. PEOPLE ARE DYING. HEARTS ARE BREAKING. ABORT THE THEATRE.
im cackling like a motherfucker right now apple introduced a new programming language with the release of iOS 8 called Swift and it accepts Emoji as valid characters
ive been laughing at this picture without respite for a solid 10 minutes now its so ridiculous and i love it thank you apple
I love Kit-Kats in the US, but nothing beats a Japanese Kit-Kat. I really like the flavored ones the most.
Fun Fact: there are over 200 Kit Kat flavors in Japan (Source)
A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
what the fuck is that
that looks like a god damn nightmare
are you fucking kidding me it sounds like a 18 year old boy complaining to his mother because she cut off the wifi
Oh come on, it’s adorable!
I remember really wanting this as a child.
I have no idea why.
Umm…because it’s AWESOME? MAYBE?!
I literally just spent about 30 minutes combing my house for this stupid tape, because I OWNED THIS TAPE WHEN I WAS A KID. IT WAS ONE OF MY MOST VIEWED, MOST FAVOURITE TAPES.
AND MY DAD JUST GOT HOME AND I RAN TO HIM, PLeADING: “Do you know where that Hard Hat Harry VHS tape went?”
And he told me that they had donated it.
Along with all my "There goes a…" videos, with Dave and Becky. TWO PEOPLE WHO RAISED ME THROUGH THE TV PROBABLY MORE THAN MY PARENTS DID.
My heart is breaking.
If a catastrophe caused the Internet to crash, there are 7 people in the world who have keycards that can reboot the system when all 7 keys are used together. Source
It’s getting to the point where technology is indistinguishable from magic.
"Oh, no, the MASSIVE INTANGIBLE LIBRARY OF INFORMATION which allows humans all over the planet to communicate and share information has ceased functioning! Call upon the seven sages whom hold the artifacts which will repair it!"
Dude its even better than that, they have to journey to a certain location in america to combine their codes into the Master Code which can revive the internet.
it’s like kingdom hearts
More like Zelda.
This is so much more bad-ass than the post makes it seem, though: the guy mention has the codes to one part of what’s called DNSSEC, which is the security arm of DNA, the directory service through which the internet literally finds itself. DNS used to be the massive unified file that lived in a box under an early internet researcher’s desk. This box (it’s just a server, but I like calling it the “Great and Powerful Box” in a really reverential tone) held the ONLY original copy of what was called HOSTS, the files that listed EVERY WEBSITE EVER. This file had to be passed around to every computer on the internet, which, as it got bigger, had to be changed somehow. So Directory Network Service was created, and it lived in the Great and Powerful Box. This Box was so Powerful and Great that if it lost power, and DNS wasn’t available, the entire Internet lost the ability to find itself.
So DNS got passed around to a whole bunch of different servers, and eventually landed on a bunch of servers controlled by the US government. In the event if these servers ever crashed, these seven Mystic Sages of the Internet would have to journey great distances to the server site, where the great mystic final key awaits its brethren, to be combined, and restart DNS, so that the fucKING INTERNET COULD FIND ITSELF.
I felt cheated the first time I ate gushers and my head didn’t turn into a fruit